Hello, I have no idea what to do here so I'll just say the I am a rather insane Scottish biology student (aspiring mad scientist), and I guess if you want to know more you're free to ask :). (P.S you'll have to put up with Eddie until I find a half-decent picture of me, if that's possible :P)
"I have compelling evidence that urinating on the alter was a successful tactical manoeuvre" - Guardsman, naked, standing over dead daemonhost.
Our gnome alchemist, on not pursuing a demon-related side plot. (via outofcontextdnd)
Half-orc bard: I do have a really high charisma…
Human fighter: What’re you gonna do, seduce them?
bard: SNU-SNU! NOW!
DM: You are faced by a gas monster. What do you do?
Barbarian: I charge. *gets one-shotted by monster*
Mage (me): So I'll cast gust of wind then, shall I? (Insta-kills monster)
DM: Goddammit Leeroy!
We have a running joke that whenever Tom gets injured, he bounces back.
*Tom is cut in two by a dragon*
Ben: Don't worry lads, he's a good fighter, he'll bounce back!
*twenty minutes later Tom returns to life with new powers*
Party: Holy shit! He bounced back!